All right, Gaming Nexus - Oblivion characters. What you got?

Like the rest of the gaming universe, the gang at Gaming Nexus freaked out yesterday and immediately scrambled to download The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered. And of course, this means that we all had to create new characters to launch into Bethesda's Picard sewer.

So let's take a look and see where we all landed, shall we?

Let's start with GN Copy Editor Randy Kalista, who went with this very generic "default White Jesus-looking Imperial." The lack of creativity shown here is jaw-dropping, but hey, you like what you like, I guess. 

Let's all join together in booing Randy. Booooo, Randy! Booooooo!

Next up, we have Games N Moorer's resident streamer (and erstwhile Forespoken defender) Joseph Moorer. Joe went with this appealing/terrifying fluffy kitty, whom he dubbed "Joe Necrotic". Joe hopped into the GN Slack chat to see if anyone could assist him in making his character's hair black, but then never followed up with whether he was successful or not. He was last seen sleeping in the opening dungeon.

Very regal. Very preppy. Very demure.

Sim-fan Jason Dailey went with this very depressed looking orc, whom he cleverly named "Orxon Orxoff". Jason was the only one that followed the assignment - which was to try to make an unholy freak with the Oblivion character creator. Not terribly freaky, Orxon just ended up looking like he needs a quiet evening in a bubble bath.

"I've got feelings. I'll punch you, but I'll be the one crying."

And finally, we come to my character Snarf. Clearly the best character of the bunch, Snarf is a sneaky kitty who enjoys creeping around in shadows, sniping fools from above, and gobbling up delicious apples. That cold ping of fear in your heart? That's the thought of those eyes staring at you from the darkness at the foot of your bed.