Pinball FX VR Makes The World Your Arcade

"Sure," you say, "Zen Studios' Pinball FX VR on Quest 3 looks pretty cool. Eric seemed to enjoy it in his review. But I've already spent so much money buying these same tables for my PS5/Xbox/PC/Switch/Phone! Why would I want to buy the same content again?"

Well, allow me to enlighten you. I'm sure that you've spent a lot of time playing this same content on your TV or monitor. And I understand that line of thought completely. You might not find the razzle-dazzle of the private pinball arcade quite as compelling as I did. So why would you buy these tables again?

Well, can your PS5 do THIS?

That's right, homie. With Pinball FX VR and a Quest 3, you can stand in the backyard in the middle of an unnatural April snow squall and play the Twilight Zone while your kids eat breakfast! With Pinball FX VR's Mixed Reality features, you too can have your wife demand "What were you doing out there?" when you come back into the house. "The neighbors could totally see you!" she might say, if she were less cool than my wife, who just kinda nodded because she is accustomed to my ways. 

AND, you can just kinda plant the inventory door right there on the snowy lawn, looking like the door to another dimension, so you can drag more pinball machines out and assemble your entire collection right there in the snow. TRY THAT, PLAYSTATION PINBALL FX!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

You can take your pinball machines with you to the library! If they don't have the new John Scalzi you are looking for, just hang out there and play World Cup Soccer! And you can easily hear all of the sound effects with crystal clarity, because it is dead silent! And it smells good, too!

 These machines are like works of art!

So take your Quest to the museum and put pinball where it belongs - in a place of reverence and study! Will people look at you funny? DON'T THEY ALREADY? 

I hear some theaters are allowing people to use phones during the movie...

So why can't I play pinball? We're all double-screening it these days anyhow. Might as well rack up some high scores during the Minecraft movie, am I right? What, am I bothering you? Look up at the movie! Why are you looking down here at me? Are you some sort of hater or something?

What about playing on the railroad tracks???

Actually, we don't recommend this one. Keep it safe out there, friends.

But, as you can see, the utility of Pinball FX VR is limitless. Play in the checkout at the grocery store! Or in the aisle on a long flight! What about on a fishing boat? Why not? The world is your pinball oyster! Now go out there, and let's see some pinballing, y'all!