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Valheim-erman (a Wellerman remix)

by: Jon -
More On: Valheim

A sea shanty tribute to Valheim for taking so many hours of my life.  I hope you enjoy, and yes P-Diddy my song writing skills are available for the right price. 

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There once was a bird who carried me
To a far off land twas filled with tree
I chopped some down and built my hut
Grow my viking house grow

Soon may the valkyrae come
And bring the glory of Valhalla's pub
One day when the demons are done
I'll take my axe and go

I'd been on ground a week or so
When from the north there came a troll
We trapped the beast inside a hole
A feat of strength we'd show

Soon may the valkyrae come
And bring the glory of Valhalla's pub
One day when the demons are done
I'll take my axe and go

Through forest swamp and mountain I'd run
All kind of beast my sword had stung
I knew it time to venture on
I'd build a ship and go

Soon may the valkyrae come
And bring the glory of Valhalla's pub
One day when the demons are done
I'll take my axe and go

Serpent Kraken these beasts of lore
We fought them off til we came ashore
A barren land feeling safe no more
These plains made me miss home

Soon may the valkyrae come
And bring the glory of Valhalla's pub
One day when the demons are done
I'll take my axe and go

Hundreds of days and even more
We traveled further from shore to shore
Eikthyr, Elder, Bonemass and Moder
Just one more boss to go

Soon may the valkyrae come
And bring the glory of Valhalla's pub
One day when the demons are done
I'll take my axe and go

Yagluth did fall after many a try
Early access content was far from dry
Til we get new loot I will stand by
Can't wait for the game in full

Soon may the valkyrae come
And bring the glory of Valhalla's pub
One day when the demons are done
I'll take my axe and go

Soon may the valkyrae come
And bring the glory of Valhalla's pub
One day when the demons are done
I'll take my axe and go