Two new Zelda products announced for Black Friday

Much like mashed potatoes, one can never have enough Legend of Zelda, right?

Continuing their quest to make certain that everyone on Earth dies with at least three copies of Ocarina of Time, Nintendo has announced two new Legend of Zelda products that will be available as prizes for battle-hardened consumers willing to brave the crowds on Black Friday morning. Sharpen your spears and reheat the gravy, friends, and the spoils of retail war shall be yours!

First up is the new Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time New 2DS bundle. Featuring a bright Link-green body and orange buttons, the system comes with a copy of LOZ:OOT packed in for the low price of $79.99. For all of my snark, that is actually a pretty great deal, seeing as how the game alone still retails for at least $20.

Also available will be the new Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Explorer's Edition. This edition will include the standard Switch verson of Breath of the Wild (sorry, it doesn't look like any DLC will be bundled in), a two-sided map, and a 100 page guide book for $59.99. If you haven't already purchased the game, this will definitely be the version to get, as it retails for the same price as the core game. Free books are nice.

Good luck, friends, and may the odds be ever in your favor.