I don't know about you people out there in the real world, but the completely messed-up digital dream world I live in will crumble into hyper-dense knots of sub-atomic Cheetos dust which will coalesce at the speed of light into the universe's very first orange transfat dawf star if the requisite amount of gas giant-punchingly infuriating Star Wars news isn't met.
Today's entry? Well, it's a trailer for the Galactic Starfighter expansion to Star Wars: The Old Republic. As if Star Wars: The Old Republic in lieu of a proper Knights of the Old Republic sequel wasn't bad enough, now they're just using it to fulfill (Space-French for "destroy") the dreams and wishes of large numbers of gamers that have longed for a return to the Star Wars space sims they grew up playing.
On the plus side, my digital universe will be able to ride this anger-wave and avert total molecular collapse for some time. Thanks, Star Wars: The Old Republic!
You can learn more about Galactic Starfighter right here.
