It is with a tears in my eyes that I write this. Both tears of joy and tears of laughter, because Keith David just delivered the most patriotic speech I have ever heard in my entire life. Never before have I been more proud to be an American. Where do I enlist? I want to help fight the greatest threat ever to this great nation.
We need to come together to fight them in the sky, in the streets, and in text based RPG adventures. The anal-probing overlords are here and it's up to the President and the rest of the Saints to layeth the smackdown on their roody poo, candy asses!
AMERICA! F*** YEAH!
Saints Row IV
releases August 20th.