I swear that once, many years ago when I was trapped in a doctor's office waiting room and all they had to read were old issues of Sports Illustrated, I read an article about ways to improve the NHL.
The only change that sticks out in my mind stated that the goal should be shrunk and goalies should be done away with. Why change such a fundamental aspect of the sport? Well, it was because, as the article so inelegantly stated (and I'm paraphrasing here), the "hard work of the star players can be too easily foiled by a fat, unathletic guy that barely moves."
Obviously, the author of that article was an idiot, and these NHL 13
screen shots prove that goalies are nothing like fat and unathletic.
is out on September 11.