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Oh...Sir! What the world needed was an Insult Simulator

by: Kevin -
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Just what the world needed... another way to take shots at friends, and even the poor console. Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator is an app that features the ability to (with a British accent, no less) create insults of all kinds, and this Spring it's coming to Xbox/PS4.  The game is really about making the best ignorant insult against your opponent. If you need a way to tell your best friend that he "has been farted on by all of humanity", and you have trouble even insulting the cat, this seems to be an efficient, and silly way to go. Here is the trailer:

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator is coming to PS4 and Xbox One this spring!

Fling insults, infuriate friends, and become the Sir/Madam with the quickest quips in Oh… Sir!! The Insult Simulator, coming to Xbox One and PS4, spring 2017!

Tired of verbally conjuring your own insults? Friends out of earshot so they can’t hear your sick diss? Take part in the smash hit that has sold over 250,000 copies, and magically cure all insult-related woes with the console release of Oh… Sir!! The Insult Simulator for the lovely price of “really affordable.” (real pricing to be provided in the future, you delinquent doorknob)

Absolve yourself of guilt in the sport of creating the most nasty dirty dunk you’ve got cooking. Take friends to task on how their Mom’s a real fart pillow, or comment on the dead platypus-like odor emanating from your dearest loved one. Fear not, solo players! If you’re not the most sociable, you too can fling insults by mercilessly belittling a lifeless CPU to take out all of your internal anger at the world!

Thanks to the folks at Crunching Koalas, console players will get the opportunity to be virtually dragged at their convenience! Open your mind to the possibilities of the insult as Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator serves up a selection of satisfying knocks against your opponent in a true battle of words to the psyche death.

Game Features:
- Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
- Real-Life Friends Mode: Beleaguer your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
- Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the “Online world”
- 10 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits, and hilarious “insult components”
- 5 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 5 different trying situations and environments- Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

About Vile Monarch:

Vile Monarch is a hard rock game studio created by two twisted minds: Kacper Kwiatkowski and Grzegorz Mazur, who catapulted from 11 bit studios where they had worked together on This War of Mine. Soon after he was born, the Monarch started using his exceptionally skillful minions to start making engaging video games for various platforms, full of surprising, novel ideas. And what’s worse, he forced them to have fun while working! All of it to – you wouldn’t guess – conquer the world! Vile Monarch lives in his castle in Warsaw, Poland. He likes rock music, beer, and the Mad Max: Fury Road movie.

About Crunching Koalas:

Crunching Koalas is a small game development team based in Warsaw, Poland. After developing and publishing MouseCraft, an indie puzzler commonly described as a mix of Lemmings and Tetris, they decided to start helping other indies in getting their titles published on consoles. Recently worked on console versions of Oh... Sir! The Insult Simulator, BUTCHER, Lichtspeer, and Sky Force Anniversary.