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Dinosaurs had their shot and nature selected them for extinction! Jeff Goldblum joins Jurassic World Evolution

by: Eric -
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Jeff Goldblum is going full Jurassic this summer, reprising his beloved role as the quick-witted chaos theory champion Dr. Ian Malcom in the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom film, and now in the sweet looking park simulator Jurassic World Evolution.

Evolution will put players in charge of the Jurassic World park, much in the manner of RollerCoaster Tycoon, but with dinosaurs that eat people. I can foresee many fine YouTube videos being generated by sadistic teens who enjoy attaching the gate from the raptor paddock to the restroom entrance. Just sayin.

According to the press release, “Jurassic World Evolution tells an all-new story that touches on key characters and events from across the Jurassic World film franchise. Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm guides players through the moral choices and tactical decisions that will test their building and management skills as they attempt to successfully run their own Jurassic World.”

So, I’m predicting that at some point, the T-rex paddock will be compromised. I don't know why, it just seems like a thing that might happen.