If you think having Vin Diesel play the lead in the
Hitman movie is bad then you had better sit down as Uwe "There's not a crappy movie I can't make" Boll has struck again. After forever ruining the
Alone in the Dark franchise (Tara Reed as a scientist?!?) he's now set his sights on the
Postal series according to this
article on 1up. I think Darth Vader sums it up best
here.