Didn't we already do this in 1994 with Jean-Claude Van Damme? It's time to take a beloved fighting video game franchise and turn it into something reviled once more
. The next Street Fighter movie -- siphoning residual momentum off of Street Fighter 4
due this summer -- will be painting the silver screen with 'hadoukens' in 2009. This time the story centers around Chun Li
, played by Kristen Kreuk of Smallville, and they've also signed on Michael Clarke Duncan to play Balrog, Neal McDonough as M. Bison, and Chris Klein as Charlie Nash. Thank you, Capcom, for contributing to the problem.