It's questionable how accurate this is, but this is all that's known about Cyril Lachel: A struggling writer by trade, Cyril has been living off a diet of bad games, and a highly suspect amount of propaganda. Highly cynical, Cyril has taken to question what companies say and do, falling ever further into a form of delusional madness. With the help of quality games, and some greener pastures on the horizon, this back-to-basics newsman has returned to provide news so early in the morning that only insomniacs are awake.

Cyril is still addicted too GunBound (PC), SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals (PS2), CastleVania: Harmony of Dissonance (GBA), Tactics Ogre (GBA), and a stack of 52 Lynx games sitting on his desk.